therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

(via pizza)


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thekatediary:

why aren’t we talking about this more
loafyn:

simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA


Professional Giraffe High Dive Flying Trapeze Duo
To my future wife…

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

(via uuugghhhh)


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